Then before we knew it, any idiots with a bed could just ‘try for a baby’ by… woohoo-ing. Why, my wife Bella and I kissed for days before the power of our love created our daughter, Cassandra. None of this ‘motherlode’ nonsense we had to rosebud 1 1 1 1 for twenty minutes just to have half of what our descendants had. “I remember the simple days when children never grew up, we ate the same meals every day, and a Sim really had to work hard to earn his living. Present during the entirety of Maxis’ fifteen-year run with The Sims, an inconsolable Mortimer Goth reminisced: The Goths were one of the first families introduced to players when The Sims launched back in 2000. The funeral service was held in the backyard of the Goth mansion, adorned with quirky little plastic flamingoes and gnomes. When asked if there was a chance to plead for Maxis’ life, the Grim Reaper had no comment (he was later seen vacationing on Twikii island, the little skeeze!). Loyal fans worry that the future of the entire Sims family is in jeopardy. Although Electronic Arts has custody of The Sims 4, which is still in its infancy, there is no word yet on whether it will continue to produce new expansion packs. It is uncertain how the franchise will go on without its beloved creator. Maxis is survived by backstabbing ex-partner Electronic Arts, as well as its grandchildren, The Sims 2, The Sims 3, and The Sims 4. Maxis lived a successful twenty-eight years selling millions of simulation games that shaped an entire generation into sociopaths who would drown despised classmates and mean teachers in pools by taking away the ladders.
Townies, pets, and Pollination Technicians gathered recently to mourn the loss of studio Maxis, the beloved parent of The Simsand its less popular siblings, SimCityand Spore.
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